omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
is it fun? or sober?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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