have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
