we're blogging at a bar
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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