I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
third nipple confirmed
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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