Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
