We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
youre lurking in front of me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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