Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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