thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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