Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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