Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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