Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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