She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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