Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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