We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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