We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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