I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
