hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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