i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
