No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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