I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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