Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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