If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just threw up on my dentist
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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