She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
True college students do jello shots in the library
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