I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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