she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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