Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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