Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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