Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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