At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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