so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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