Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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