Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
