Got a toothbrush?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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