did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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