: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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