I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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