I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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