nut hugger
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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