I accidentally had phone sex last night
Your tits are I can't wait for
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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