Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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