I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
