We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize