so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Damn victory sex feels great
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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