isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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