So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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