There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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