So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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