Your mouth is God's brothel.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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