Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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