Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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