remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I skipped work to stalk him.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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