We're like a lot better than the average bears
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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