She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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